Nine things you won’t hear at a footy grand final

Albany Advertiser

With GSFL grand finals yesterday, the Albany Advertiser sports team analyse the biggest day on the local football calendar.

1: Geez, the can bar is quiet today.

2: That was a really considered call by the umpire, that was not holding the ball.

3: I got injured I better not drink tonight.

4: That Gail-force breeze makes for a skilful game.

Part of the large crowd watching the GSFL grand final at Centennial Stadium.
Camera IconPart of the large crowd watching the GSFL grand final at Centennial Stadium. Credit: Laurie Benson Albany Advertiser

5: The coach was measured in that three-quarter-time address.

6: I don’t think Mad Monday is a great idea.

7: The reserves look fit today.

Part of the large crowd watching the GSFL grand final at Centennial Stadium.
Camera IconPart of the large crowd watching the GSFL grand final at Centennial Stadium. Credit: Laurie Benson Albany Advertiser

8: “I hope North Albany win their fourth straight league premiership today,”- non Kangas supporter.

9: “Royals winning all four grades would be great for football,” - non Royals supporter

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